Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.