Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:

You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

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