Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

Tempt not a desperate man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

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