Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:
Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
It was all so different before everything changed.
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.