Here are 3 different sayings encoded using the same code:
EM ELH PHOR YORM RLH NATWHO RM SFR A SABBANH ZHAD RM UAGH AO AQQZH QYH;
AOW AR RLH EAUH RYUH A NTHAR ELH-BHAT, SMUYON FQ RLH ERTHHR QMQE YRE LHAW
YORM RLH ELMQ. "PLAR! OM EMAQ?" EM LH WYHW, AOW ELH IHTJ YUQTFWHORZJ
UATTYHW RLH BATBHT; AOW RLHTH PHTH QTHEHOR RLH QYSOYOOYHE, AOW RLH NTAOW
QAOCAOWTFU LYUEHZD, PYRL RLH ZYRRZH TMFOW BFRRMO AR RMQ, AOW RLHJ AZZ
DHZZ RM QZAJYON RLH NAUH MD SARSL AE SARSL SAO, RYZZ RLH NFOQMPWHT TAO
MFR AR RLH LHHZE MD RLHYT BMMRE.
-- EAUFHZ DMMRH
RLYE PYZZ BH A UHUMTABZH UMORL -- OM UARRHT LMP LATW JMF RTJ RM DMTNHR YR.
DMTRFOH: JMF PYZZ BH ARRASGHW OHVR PHWOHEWAJ AR 3:15 Q.U. BJ EYV EAUFTAY
EPMTW PYHZWYON QFTQZH DYEL NZFHW RM LATZHJ-WAIYWEMO UMRMTSJSZHE.
ML, AOW LAIH A OYSH WAJ!
-- BTJSH OHEBYRR '84
I give up!